Dodge distractions, transcend digital temptations, and achieve the ultimate spiritual ascension!

⌨️ Press SPACE to jump over obstacles
🎯 Dodge Fine Shyts, Baddies, Waifus & more
🏆 Higher scores = Deeper enlightenment

"Training a thousand gooners to edge through volatility"

- The Goon Lion
The Goon Lion

GOONLIGHT ASCENSION

He goons so you can moon.